Not only were American Idol forced to hide the two dildo heels Lady GaGa wore onto their show with a couple of big red stars, so any of the children watching didn’t ask mummy and daddy... or mummy and mummy... or daddy and daddy (yeah, we don’t like to discriminate here, we’re moving with the times) what the shape was on her heels and they weren’t forced to come up with some elaborate explanation, or the old 'when two people love each other', or just 'tell you when you're older'.
But Lady GaGa was supposed to attach them to her forehead.
Words: Beth
Pics: Splash
